This “Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat” list has been around for a while and the source is unknown but it’s spot on and hilarious!
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.