And of course, Caitlyn Jenner. What are his her zir accomplishments? Vehicular manslaughter? Testicular manslaughter? Wearing a dress? Any and all of the accomplishments from Caitlyn Jenner were actually accomplishments of… Bruce. But Bruce was a guy, and we can’t say that Caitlyn Jenner is a guy, because transphobia. But retroactively, we need to apply all of Bruce’s accomplishments to Caitlyn’s, while ignoring the penis that assisted in making them possible. Just shut up and give him her the award. You’re probably a racist too.