That’s why its called a BIRTH-day, genius.
I’m not sure we should allow people this clever back in the country after they leave…
You have failed at life.
OMG please do. This is too painful to read.
No, dude. That is physically impossible.
It’s quite possible this one skipped health class…like EVERY day.
This one must have skipped with ‘aux cord’ boy….
Tell me you aren’t procreating. Ever. Please.