Jul 18, 2015

Barack Obama – The Best President Iran Ever Had [Satire]


By on Saturday, July 18, 2015

Iran/US nuclear arms negotiations at a glance…
USA: “You must shut down all of your centrifuges.”
Iran: “No.”
USA: “OK. Shut some of them down and stop refining uranium.”
Iran: “No.”
USA: “OK. Stop trying to make weapons grade nuclear material.”
Iran: “No.”

USA: “OK. Then you must dismantle your inter-continental ballistic missiles.”
Iran: “No.”
USA: “OK. Then you must allow our inspectors access to your nuclear facilities at any time.”
Iran: “No.”
USA: “OK. Then you must stop threatening Israel with destruction.”
Iran: “No.”
USA: “OK. Then you must stop saying ‘Death to America!”
Iran: “No.”
USA: “OK. What do you want?”

Iran: “We will continue doing what we’re doing. If you want to inspect, you let us know and in a few weeks we will tell you our decision.”
USA: “OK. Anything else?”
Iran: “We want all sanctions lifted and all monies ($150 billion) lost because of those sanctions returned immediately.”
USA: “OK. Anything else?”
Iran: “No.”
USA: “WE HAVE A DEAL!!”

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