May 3, 2015

Stoner’s ‘To-Do’ List Found at Home of Investigation Was So Absurd the Police Just Had to Tweet it Out

By on Sunday, May 03, 2015

Australian police were searching a home during a burglary investigation, when they happened upon a note written by a stoner that was so ridiculous that they just had to tweet it.
Here is the to-do list, in all of its glory:
In case that handwriting is hard to read, here’s what it says:
  1. Get up get ready
  2. Get bus fare
  3. Go to bus stop
  4. Catch 513 to [redacted]
  5. Go get lunch (chips and gravy)
  6. Go Kmart and shopp
  7. Go bus stop
  8. Go [redacted] and dye hair
  9. Go home and get a stick
  10. Chop up and get stoned

Australian citizens were understandably pleased to learn that this monster had been caught. 

Source: Mashable


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