Apr 29, 2015

Arsenal fan makes his girlfriend sit an exam about his team... then reveals her prize for scoring 87% is that she won't get dumped


By on Wednesday, April 29, 2015

 An obsessive Arsenal fan made his girlfriend sit a test quizzing her about his favourite football club.
Marking her answers with red pen, she scored an impressive 43.5 out of 50, to which he commented, 'Well done Saskia! As a result, I will not be dumping you! (Lucky you)'.
Saskia posted snaps of the test to her Twitter account, @saskiaisabxlla, commenting 'Boyfriend made me take an @Arsenal exam!' with emoticons showing she didn't know whether to laugh or cry. We don't blame her.
 The test took the form of a school exam, with multiple choice questions, tables to complete, and 'in your own words...' section.
There were even 'helpful' instructions including 'Read every question at least twice' and 'Check your answers if you have time at the end'. Oh, and 'calculators may be used'.
Saskia scored an impressive 87 per cent, but according to her unnamed boyfriend's feedback she 'could have performed better on Q17', needs to 'Learn ALL player positions' and should understand that 'Tottenham are scum'.

 What does the 'FC' in Arsenal FC stand for?
What is the nickname for Arsenal fans?
Who is the current manager of Arsenal?
Is the kit below (see picture) Arsenal#s current Home kit or Away kit?
Name the starting 11 squad of this season in their relevant positions.
In your own words, explain why Alexis Sanchez is better than Eden Hazard.
Who are our top 2 goalscorers of the season so far?
What was the scoreline for the 2014 FA Cup Final vs Hull City?
What player scored the winning goal in the 204 FA Cup Final?
a) Olivier Giroud
b) Santi Cazorla
c) Aaron Ramsey
d) Per Mertesacker
Why are Arsenal the best team to ever grace English football? 
Questions put to her in the test included: 
'What was the scoreline for the 2014 FA Cup Final vs Hull City?', 
'What player scored the winning goal in the 2014 FA Cup Final?' 
'Name the starting 11 squad of this season in their relevant positions.'
She struggled to come up with the 11th player of the starting squad (Koscielny, defence, apparently) and thought Ozil was defence and Wellbeck a midfielder, when in fact they are midfield and striker respectively. Tut tut.
She scored some decent points for her more creative answers. 
Asked to explain why Alexis Sanchez is better than Eden Hazard in her own words, she wrote, 'Sanchez is buff, scores lots of goals, Hazard is a p***k, Sanchez is Chilean'. She got double marks for the Hazard comment, but only got half a point for the last one. 
Saskia clearly knows how to keep her boyfriend happy, as she humoured his question of 'Why are Arsenal the best team to ever grace English football?' with the answer of 'They've won many FA Cups' and 'Thierry Henry is a legend'.
However, when she got an answer wrong, her examiner wrote the correct answer in capitals and drew an angry face. This man clearly means business.
 He was impressed with the end result, though, grading her an 'A' and rewarding her by not ending their relationship. 
And they say romance is dead.
Comments generally hailed the man as a 'legend' and fellow football fans were impressed with Saskia's knowledge.


 Indeed, @gstarrs85 congratulated Saskia and stating that she was 'proper GF material'.
Plenty of men felt inspired by the post, with @lewisxweekes telling his girlfriend @LayciJade to 'get revising' and @DigsXIII crying 'WHERE CAN I GET THIS TEST FROM?' 
Others, though, felt that the boyfriend had taken things a tad too far.
@GunSaurEd11 stated 'football fans are nuts', and @DCSLFC commented 'Imagine actually broadcasting that your boyfriend is the biggest biff-head ever to the world.' 
We reckon it was a bit of fun and he wouldn't really have dumped her if she'd failed... at least we like to think that's the case.



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