Jan 27, 2015

New Yorkers Are Placing Ads On Craigslist For "Snuggle Partners" Before Blizzard Hits

By on Tuesday, January 27, 2015

While New York City braces itself for what officials are calling a snow storm of "historic" proportions, residents are preparing in the most responsible way possible: trying to get laid.

You have to admit, it's a clever idea. Snow days were the BEST!

...and now that we're all adults, they can include WINE.

No one wants to cuddle a screamer, Smithtown.

"Help me count pillow mints..."

9 am is pretty early for a beer but...what the hell, it's tradition!

This guy will help you kill two birds with one stone...

You bring the Cheetos, he'll take care of the rest.


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