Nov 21, 2014

What performers ask for in their dressing rooms

By on Friday, November 21, 2014

Axl Rose

Fresh Wonder Bread (white), Dom Perignon

Juicy baked chicken, heavily seasoned: garlic, sea salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper. Beyoncé can only have Pepsi products.

Nine Inch Nails
Two boxes of corn starch.

Billy Idol
One tub I can’t believe it’s not Butter!, Pepperidge Farms Soft Baked Nantucket Chocolate Chip Cookies.


Hard-boiled eggs, turkey bacon, turkey sausage, at any time throughout the day. Please be prepared!

Al Green
Twenty-four long-stem (dethorned) red roses.

Britney Spears
Fish and chips, McDonald’s cheeseburgers without the buns, 100 prunes and figs, a framed photo of Princess Diana.

Busta Rhymes
Twenty-four pieces of fried chicken, Rough Rider condoms, Guinness.

Foo Fighters
Big-ass kielbasas that make men feel self-conscious.
Frank Sinatra

One bottle each: Absolute, Jack Daniel’s, Chivas Regal, Courvoisier, Beefeater Gin, white wine, red wine. Twenty-four chilled jumbo shrimp, Life Savers, cough drops.

Lady Gaga
Small plate of cheese (nonsmelly, nonsweaty), on ice.

Mariah Carey
Cristal Champagne, bendy straws.

Marilyn Manson
Gummi bears.

New Kids on the Block
Häagen-Dazs ice cream, Oreo cookies.

Coffee and tea setup, including honey, lemon, sugar, cream, fresh ginger root. Physician will be used to administer a B-12 injection.

Van Halen
Herring in sour cream, large tube of KY jelly, M&M's (Warning: absolutely no brown ones)


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